Tom cruise is a gay

You know when you’re told, “Go with your instinct”? Well, my instinct tells me Tom Cruise is gay. I don’t possess proof, but if I went with the gut feeling I get every time I see that queen in a turtle neck, I would tell he’s hiding something. As another saying goes, “Where there’s smoke there’s fire.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Scientology, which has consistently been bombarded by criminal activity and controversies, is somehow involved with covering up his homosexuality. A new report by Maureen Orth for Vanity Fair magazine makes some startling allegations against the church and how far it will go on behalf of its elite.

Orth interviewed multiple sources related to Scientology and claims that Iranian-born actress Nazanin Boniadi was selected in November 2004 during a wife recruitment for Cruise. Cruise and Boniadi were attached for a several months, with her even moving into his place, until things ended because she had offended members of Scientology’s hierarchy and wasn’t comfortable with Cruise’s lavish displays of tenderness, according to sources. Boniadi, who allegedly signed several confidentiality agreements during her relationship with Cruise

Cruise Sues Porn Star Over Gay Allegations

May 3 -- A male porn celebrity who claims that it was his homosexual affair with Tom Cruise that caused the superstar's split from wife Nicole Kidman is being served with a $100 million lawsuit by the Eyes Extensive Shut actor.

In an international magazine called Actustar, the porn star, one Chad Slater, alleges that he and Cruise were caught in flagrante delicto by Kidman, prompting the breakup of the power couple's 10-year marriage.

The lawsuit against Slater, who is reportedly 25, charges that there is "no germ of truth in [Slater's] brutal, self-promoting story" and that Cruise doesn't even understand the porn star.

Slater, who is also known as Kyle Bradford, is billed on his Web site as an "erotic wrestler," and, according to Inside.com, he is known in the United States for "porn movies where he likes to climb into a ring and own encounters with his partners."

Cruise Fears Losing FansCruise, one of the top box-office earners of all second, alleges that Slater's article, which the suit calls "fraudulent" and "malicious," could hurt his reputation with moviegoers since

UnNews:Tom Cruise, who is not gay, weds Katie Holmes

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19 November 2006

A medieval themed ceremony for a medieval style couple. Tom, who is not same-sex attracted, pictured right standing on a castle cannon next to Katie.

After months of speculation and the birth of his alleged (there is speculation if Tom is capable of normal procreation) biological daughter, Suri, Tom Cruise finally marries adopted daughter, Katie Holmes. The couple married in a 15th century castle in Bracciano, Italy- in honour of a period where incest was far more popular.

The ceremony was attended by some of Hollywoods finest, including everyone's favourite transvestite, Brooke Shields. In addition to human guests the wedding also welcomed the likes of spawn of stick insect, Victoria Beckham.

Notably, Cruise (who is not gay), did not include to wear tin can stilts to make him appear as tall as his daughter/wife. This is because Tom Cruise is a very tall gentleman who has always been drawn to very brief women such as Mimi Rogers (small) and Nicole Kidman (tiny). Cruise's giant and masculine frame has been a source of embar

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